I'm sorry it's been so long since I posted. Unfortunately for me, my prolonged absence from this blog had nothing to do with a reduced amount of time taking the red line. A new job has made me very busy and my commute shorter, but that doesn't mean that the red line isn't haunting me every day.
This morning, keeping in the Halloween theme, I was spooked to see a frighteningly large crowd of ghouls and zombies (a.k.a. regular red line riders) standing at the haunted Wollaston platform this morning. Of course the hell train that pulled up was full of scary souls blocking the doors and refusing to stand in the center of the train. I immediately noticed a spine-chilling presence of curry, and as soon as the door closed, a terrifying cloud of rotting corpse diarrhea fart possessed the entire train.
Just another day.
